via Daily Prompt: Hyperbole

“I’m not kidding.”

“It was enormous, colossal even, right in my face. I thought the world was coming to an end. I could literally hear angels and demons arguing for my soul.”

“My heart beat so hard, I swear it was trying to escape through my chest. Meanwhile the fear was painting my hair white.”

“And when the rain came it was like the universe intervening on my behalf. Tears from heaven falling on my face like a miracle. Giving the champion in me a chance to swell up and flourish. I knew then and there my purpose was to save the earth, Superman has nothing on me…seriously.”

“Okay! Quit with the hyperbole! I believe you.”

” Oh…Well good… because it’s all true…

and why can’t you just say exaggeration like everyone else?”